Poor Naked Tree

I was doing the Christmas thing a putting up our tree yesterday, I got it all up a wow it was looking great. So I went back to the table to get the lights out and plugged them in and wouldn't you know they didn't work. Well Poo! So trying to do the smart thing I pulled out all our light and man we got a lot of lights and well Poo again not one full strand works. Everyone knows that if you can replace the light that is out the hole strand is going to light up RITE???? Nope that's a lie, I must have replaced a hole strand of lights with working lights I promise and still nothing. So then wouldn't you know the Grinch (Brian) showed up and not only made fun of me but sure didn't try and help. Now that I was good and upset about my poor naked tree I packed up all the Christmas stuff, jammed it into the closet shut the door thinking HA I showed those lights who's boss!!! but to tell you the truth about the hole thing I really don't feel any better about it. So as soon as I can make it out to good old Wal-Mart I going to get all new lights and stuff for my tree. Then I can just throw all that old stuff away and really show those lights who's is boss. LOL